The PostPaid Samurai: Chapter Two: The 7G Sword

Long ago, atop Mount Motorola, there lived a nameless warrior known only as "The Smith." He forged a weapon like no other. It has come to be known as.... the  7G Sword.  For 30 day's and 30 nights The Smith worked without rest or respite in the intense glow of his fiber optic furnace. On the final night, underneath the full moon, he quenched it in a tank of tears shed by those customers who had been deceived by PrePaid phones and their false promises. Its blade was said to cut through steel and shine so bright that even a prepaid customer couldn't ignore it. Within it's very core exists a will to avenge the PrePaid customer's with whom it would be forever bound. 

It was a mighty weapon. It was too mighty. Much too powerful. 

 The Smith knew that no man could ever wield such a powerful weapon without being overcome by ego and the great power that came with nearly infinite download speeds and no roaming charges... so he attempted to throw it into the Great Lake Nokia. But as he did, the sword spoke to him, warning him that throwing it in the lake would void any future warranty.

Nonetheless, ignoring the weapon's strange warning, The Smith threw the sword, and it hovered over the water, suspended by some otherworldly power. The sword's voice carried across the lake.. And it told him that one day, a worthy warrior would come to claim it. The Smith knew that this man would be unlike any other, for who else could wield such a powerful weapon and resist the evils of the world?

As the Smith made his way back to the summit of Mount Motorola, he felt a shadow pass over his heart. He had tried to rid himself of the responsibility that came with the Seven G Sword, but he knew that one day, a warrior would come to claim it. And that warrior would be both powerful and lonely.

Four hundred years passed before a young Ronin punk stumbled upon the Seven G Sword. He was foolish and unable to keep his calls from dropping, but the sword recognized something within him. It allowed him to take it into his hand and become the Post Paid Samurai.

The story of the postpaid Samurai and the 7G Sword are one and the same. They are drawn by a destiny they cannot ignore, a force more sure than gravity and more reliable than tomorrow's dawn. The Seven G Sword is a weapon like no other, and only the Post Paid Samurai can wield it against the evil PrePaid menace's that haunt this world. 

That story will continue. For the path of them who walk in the path of Post Paid, will walk for many moons before their struggles have been overcome. 

 Stay tuned for the next chapter in the adventure's of..... The Post Paid Samurai!!!!